【英语对话短文两人幽默】二人英语对话3分钟

Tom: Hey, Jerry! Did you hear about the guy who lost his left side?

Jerry: No, what happened to him?

Tom: He’s all right now!

Jerry: (laughs) That's funny! But seriously, Tom, why did you call me?

Tom: Oh, I just wanted to share something with you. Yesterday, I tried to take a selfie in the mirror, but it didn’t work out.

Jerry: Why not?

Tom: Because every time I smiled, my nose blocked the camera!

Jerry: (bursting into laughter) That must have been awkward. Speaking of awkward moments, remember when we went hiking last week?

Tom: Yeah, how could I forget? You slipped and landed right on top of that ant hill!

Jerry: Don’t remind me! At least they were friendly ants—they sent me birthday cards afterward!

Tom: (grinning) Birthday cards? Really?

Jerry: Well, maybe not exactly… but they sure did march in formation!

Tom: Ha ha! You’re hilarious, Jerry. Anyway, let’s make this meeting quick—I need to get back home before my wife realizes I’m out. She thinks I’m doing laundry.

Jerry: Doing laundry? With all those jokes flying around, I hope your washing machine doesn’t short-circuit!

Tom: (mocking serious tone) Very funny. Let’s keep this professional, okay?

Jerry: Professional? Since when do we know the meaning of that word?

Tom: Fair enough. See ya later, Jerry! And don’t step on any more anthills, please.

Jerry: Will do! Catch you next time, buddy.

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